I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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