Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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