well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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