whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
please come you make the beer taste better
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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