she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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