fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I intend to get homeless drunk
i came on her dog
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
