Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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