Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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