Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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