Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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