Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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