doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
