Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
