Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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