Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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