the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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