God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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