just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I understand Curling. That high.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.