So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
