Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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