When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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