Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Two words: nipple clamps
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