Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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