it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
