carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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