He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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