I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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