There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just want nice things and good sex
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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