just tell him i said nine months
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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