The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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