I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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