dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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