What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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