where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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