Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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