Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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