you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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