I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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