Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
its not stalking. its research.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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