so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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