I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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