I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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