haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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