do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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