I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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