Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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