To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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