lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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