he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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