Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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