Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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