his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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