You work out of a Hotel?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Randomize
