She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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