but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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