Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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