arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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