Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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