we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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